Campus Security at Trent University is pleased to announce that we have recruited our first K9 Unit, Milo. Milo is a highly trained, three-year old Golden Mountain dog, who can operate just as effectively on drumlins. His duties will be:

• Frequent patrols of residences and the drumlin (yes, we know about the drumlin) to detect exotic organic substances.
• Frequent patrols of residences, classrooms and office areas to identify individuals contravening the No Scents policy.
• Curbing the rampant bio-diversity of Trent by hunting down feral cats and squirrels on campus and citing them for frolicking without a permit.
• Providing snuggles to students and employees to enhance wellbeing and reduce stress.

Please join Campus Security in welcoming the newest addition to our team.