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in the bottol of the river and all his crewsers stock locked in the1
burral of the seas!) who, when within the black of your toenail,2
sir, of being mistakenly ambushed by one of the uddahveddahs,3
and as close as made no matter, mam, to being kayoed offhand4
when the hyougono heckler with the Peter the Painter wanted5
to hole him, was consistently practising the first of the primary6
and imprescriptible liberties of the pacific subject by circulating7
(be British, boys to your bellybone and chuck a chum a chance!)8
alongst one of our umphrohibited semitary thrufahrts, open to9
buggy and bike, to walk, Wellington Park road, with the curb10
or quaker's quacknostrum under his auxter and his alpenstuck in11
his redhand, a highly commendable exercise, or, number two of12
our acta legitima plebeia, on the brink (beware to baulk a man at13
his will!) of taking place upon a public seat, to what, bare by14
Butt's, most easterly (but all goes west!) of blackpool bridges, as15
a public protest and naturlikevice, without intent to annoy either,16
being praisegood thankfully for the wrathbereaved ringdove and17
the fearstung boaconstrictor and all the more right jollywell18
pleased, which he was, at having other people's weather.19
    But to return to the atlantic and Phenitia Proper. As if that 20
were not to be enough for anyone but little headway, if any, was21
made in solving the wasnottobe crime cunundrum when a child22
of Maam, Festy King, of a family long and honourably associ-23
ated with the tar and feather industries, who gave an address in24
old plomansch Mayo of the Saxons in the heart of a foulfamed25
potheen district, was subsequently haled up at the Old Bailey26
on the calends of Mars, under an incompatibly framed indictment27
of both the counts (from each equinoxious points of view, the one28
fellow's fetch being the other follow's person) that is to see, flying29
cushats out of his ouveralls and making fesses immodst his forces30
on the field. Oyeh! Oyeh! When the prisoner, soaked in methyl-31
ated, appeared in dry dock, appatently ambrosiaurealised, like32
Kersse's Korduroy Karikature, wearing, besides stains, rents and33
patches, his fight shirt, straw braces, souwester and a policeman's34
corkscrew trowswers, all out of the true (as he had purposely torn35
up all his cymtrymanx bespokes in the mamertime), deposing for36